How'd you like to step into the shoes of Dirty Jack, world-renowned ladies' man?
You're heading out on the vacation of your dreams! But where to?
Cuba!
Cuba is paradise on earth. And it's also got a ton of beautiful women!
Bet you can't wait!
Remember, you're the hero in this story!
You've just finished packing your things.
What else should I take along?
I'll take my diver's mask.
(-)
Definitely don't want to forget my condoms.
I'll take along this portable mattress.
Anything else?
I'll take my sunscreen lotion.
I'll take my new cologne.
I'll take my body wash.
That should be everything.
Alright, time to go!
The adventure has begun!
You don't want to miss your flight, so you get to the airport early.
Not a good decision.
Should've thought that one over a bit more.
I keep acting like this and no girl will talk to me!
Make another decision.
What's wrong with you?
You're making too many mistakes!
You just missed your chance to pick up a real stunner.
Better luck next time.
You encountered no problems at the airport.
You're finally in the plane, on the way to your holiday in the sun!
So exciting ...
There's a sexy Latina sitting right next to you! Do something!
Hello.
Hi.
Is this your first flight to Cuba?
No. I visit the country often.
Really?
And how about you?
Say it's your first time.
Wonderful!
Say you've been there before.
I don't believe you.
Say Cuba has a special place in your heart.
You won't regret it!
I hope so.
I love coming back to Cuba ... Such a ... sultry place.
Suggest some quick sex in the plane.
Idiot!
Suggest spending some time with her in Cuba.
But we don't even know each other!
Ask why she goes to Cuba so often.
Well, that's quite the interesting question.
Oh yeah?
Well ... I'm not exactly what you would call a "white" girl, as you've probably already noticed.
Yes ...
My father is Cuban. That's why this place is special to me.
Ask her to tell you some interesting things about Cuba.
Sure.
Grab her hand.
She doesn't want to be touched.
Ask if she has the famous Cuban temper.
That's my business.
Oooh, a secret?
You're one lucky guy.
I know this one club; there'll be a salsa star organizing a free dance class there.
She does it only once a year.
Really ... Sounds very interesting ...
Sounds like a great opportunity to learn a hot new dance.
Cuba is an amazing place. Time seems to go a bit slower there ...
You'll find out for yourself soon enough.
There's a nice vibe on the plane.
You and the Latina girl go your separate ways once you've landed.
You go to your hotel.
You enter your room.
There's a maid inside. Looks like she's still cleaning up.
I'm sorry. I thought the room was ready.
Sorry. I'm on my way out ...
No, you don't have to go. I could use some company.
I shouldn't ...
Why?
I like European men.
It's hard to resist.
You're lucky!
You've just arrived in Cuba, and you're hooking up already!
What will you do?
Flirt with the maid.
Go to the beach.
Take a look around Havana.
She's disappointed, and leaves your room.
You go to check the beach out.
You go take a look around Havana.
I hoped to meet a girl like you.
Really? Why?
Shell out a few compliments.
I thought you were better than that.
Start taking her clothes off.
Not so fast!
Reveal your fantasies to her.
Wow, mine are so similar ...
There'll be nothing more.
Would you like to get to know me better?
What do you mean?
Say you've been thinking about going for a walk.
Boring ...
Say you've been thinking about hitting the sheets.
Well, what are you waiting for?
Say you've been thinking about getting a drink.
I'm busy later.
Gently touch her knee.
Boring ...
Kiss her.
You're not wasting time ...
I'll make you feel like you've never felt before.
Ooo, can't wait ...
I'll show you how they do it over in Europe ...
Ooo ... I want you so much ...
You're turning me on ...
Not as much as you are ...
Oh ...
Go on ...
KISS!
No one has ever touched me like this before ...
That's not the end ...
It's only the beginning!
Yes, that's right!
Your Cuban adventure began and ended right there in the hotel room!
The maid did not let you leave the bed!
Alright! You both reached orgasm! But your sexcapades have just begun ...
You were too gentle.
You were too aggressive.
Amazing! That's exactly what I wanted!
You should speed it up.
You should slow it down.
Alright! She's all yours!
It wasn't too good. Try it again!
Try it again.
You really messed this one up! She doesn't want anything to do with you!
You're lying on the beach ...
When, all of a sudden, two hot senoritas come up to you.
Hello, handsome!
Taking it easy?
Actually, I was just dreaming about two hot senoritas like yourselves coming up to me.
Direct ... I like that.
Say you like Cuba.
Of course you do. This place is amazing.
Ask them if they've ever tried a three-way.
Now you're being too direct ...
Tell a joke.
The girls laugh, but it wasn't a good move.
Say your hotel room is beautiful, and worth checking out.
Maybe someday.
Say that Cuba is a beautiful place, and full of beautiful women.
Really? You think so?
You're both so hot, just like your food.
Oh, look, a poet ...
That's so sweet.
Be careful! The Cuban sun can be hazardous to your health.
If you had sunscreen, we could put some on your back.
Unfortunately, I don't have any ...
That sounds like a good idea ...
That sounds like a good idea!
That's a pity ... Maybe next time.
The girls leave ...
They seem to be really horny!
Care to take advantage of that?
You can do anything you want with me.
But first ...
Let us take you somewhere!
Hmmm ... Sounds interesting ...
We'll show you what Cuban girls are famous for.
Alright, let's go!
The girls cover your eyes and tie your hands together.
This is gonna be hot!
It seems they're taking you to a car.
You hear the sound of the engine. You're definitely going somewhere!
The trip has come to an end.
You get out of the car.
The girls begin touching you.
You feel their hands on your pants.
You've never felt anything like this before.
Suddenly, they stop. Nothing happens.
After a while, you hear the car driving away.
You untie your hands and take off the blindfold.
What the hell?
There's no one around!
Damn it!
What's going on?
They took me to the middle of nowhere and ditched me!
But why?
You reach inside your pants for your wallet. It's gone!
They robbed me!
What a loser!
This adventure has definitely not turned out the way I wanted!
You go to have a look around the city.
Havana is so beautiful.
There are so many senoritas ...
Nice to meet you.
The girl from the plane!
I'm so happy to see you again!
What do you think about Cuba?
It's great.
There's so much to see.
Sure!
Are you having fun?
It's nice, but I could go for some company.
OK, so how 'bout I join you for a while?
Any suggestions?
Suggest visiting your hotel room.
I thought you were different.
Suggest getting a drink.
Good idea!
Suggest taking in a movie.
In a cinema ... Here? Have you lost your mind?
Let's go and find some place to sit down.
Ooo, I know the perfect place.
You go to the nearest pub.
This may be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
You get to talking with her in the pub.
It's a great conversation.
Do something to speed it up a bit.
Try seducing her.
I'm having a good time.
Me, too.
Pay her a compliment or two.
You're sweet. Any plans for this afternoon?
Ask her what she's into.
Oh, this ... that ...
Gently touch her knee.
Could you take your hand away?
Say you don't have any plans.
That's a pity. You should really make the most of your trip ...
Say you'd like to get to know her better.
You are so disgusting.
Say you want to go for a ride.
Me, too!
An old Cadillac, and both of us inside it.
That would be wonderful.
You know, I'm starting to sense some chemistry between us.
Wanna play around a bit?
Yes.
Cool. I wanna have some fun, too.
No.
So I've misjudged you.
You've really got a Cuban temperament.
Yes, and I like to show it off. But first ...
Yes?
Do you have condoms?
No. I didn't take them with me.
What a pity.
I always have condoms with me.
Then you're in luck.
You keep talking, but she eventually tells you she has to leave.
And you were so close!
She's horny!
You've rented a Cadillac. Get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!
You're in the middle of nowhere.
That's your time!
Let me show off a bit of that famous Cuban temperament!
I knew you were a player!
You're right!
Prove it!
So what now?
That was great! I want more!
Then you'll get it!
Oh, Jack ...
Oh ...
Don't stop!
How's that feel?
Amazing!!! Aaaa ...!
You've been going at it for a few hours ...
She had a great time! You've done it again!
You're so great in bed ...
I have to tell you something ...
Yes?
Remember that salsa star I told you about?
Yes ...
She'll be teaching salsa tonight in the square by the pub we went to.
Great! So how about a lesson?
Will we see each other again?
For sure!
You go to your hotel room to take a shower.
Then you head to the square.
Your Cuban adventure is still not over!
You're in the square.
There's a lot of people there.
People are already starting to look at the stage where the salsa star is set to appear.
You want to introduce yourself to her.
And out she comes!
Welcome!
We'll be doing a little salsa dancing tonight!
The crowd begins to cheer.
Music is in the air.
And I'll be teaching it!
Now follow my movements.
Remember that, like every year, I choose the best dancer at the end!
This is your chance!
Let's begin!
Left foot forward ...
Right foot back ...
Now you!
Great! Keep it up!
Looks like there's already a few upcoming stars on the floor!
Now do this!
Focus!
Pause!
Right foot forward ...
Left foot forward ...
Now you!
Your turn!
Now follow her instructions!
Your future depends on it!
Here goes!
Yes!
That's not right!
Right foot forward!
Left foot back!
Not bad, but it's not over yet!
Good job!
The salsa star is coming up to you!
You're a much better dancer than the average tourist.
Well, I have a good teacher.
Really ...
Yes.
According to tradition, the best dancer leaves with me.
Why are you telling me this?
Be at my mansion in two hours time, and you'll see.
I wouldn't miss it for the world.
You'll see how gifted I am.
I'm counting on it.
The salsa star gives you a piece of paper with her address on it.
What a trip!
This night might get very interesting!
You get to the mansion.
You're talking, drinking. It's a nice vibe.
I think you're beautiful.
I know. I always get what I want.
What do you want right now?
You're not very perceptive, are you?
I always get what I want, too.
Words ...
Tell her you don't believe her.
Are you trying to call me out?
Say that you are.
I like your confidence.
Tell her she misunderstood you.
You're too much of a nice guy for me ...
And I like your look, and your way of speaking.
I like what I'm hearing ... So do you want some?
How about another drink?
All right, if it'll make you feel better.
Suggest a nude bath in her swimming pool.
Not a good idea!
Suggest heading to her bedroom.
Come off it!
I don't ...
I want you, right here, right now.
Take me! Enough with the chit-chat!
Turn her on like only Dirty Jack can!
You go to her bedroom.
An amazing night awaits!
Oh ... You're amazing!
I love a man's arms around my body!
You're amazing!
I'm so happy that we're together!
Don't stop!
Aaaah!
Ohhhh ...
This is it!
You've done it!
You've just landed one of the hottest senoritas in Cuba!
Just another day for Dirty Jack!
But it shouldn't end like this!
PLAY AGAIN
You're capable of so much more!
YOU WIN!
Congratulations! Your Cuban adventure went off with a bang! But care to tie up any loose ends?
